Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on April 07, 1967)

Happy Birthday, Bodo Illgner! The man whose gloves were stickier than grandma's birthday cake frosting and reflexes quicker than a cat chasing laser pointers. Four-time German Goalkeeper of the Year—clearly you had more clean sheets than most hotels!

From your legendary saves in the 1990 World Cup final to dominating between Real Madrid’s goalposts, you've always been unbeatable. Even retirement couldn't slow down your legacy; you're still remembered fondly as Germany's wall with a smile brighter than stadium lights.

Here's wishing you another year filled with laughter, joy—and fewer dives onto hard surfaces! Keep celebrating like it's penalty shootout victory day!