Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on May 18, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Boris Rotenberg! You're the only defender who can tackle opponents and boredom simultaneously. From your steadfast performances with FC Dynamo Moscow to your unwavering dedication on the pitch, you've shown us that age is just a number—though goals conceded are definitely counted!

Whether it's your solid defensive skills or those memorable moments when you effortlessly outsmarted attackers, you've always kept fans entertained. May this birthday bring you as much joy as watching strikers' frustration when they realize they're facing Boris Rotenberg.

Here's to another year of great tackles, endless energy, and fewer yellow cards! Cheers!