Let's make this birthday one to remember.

70 years old (Born on July 19, 1954)

Happy Birthday, Brad Cooper! You made waves (literally!) when you swam your way to Olympic gold in the 400M freestyle at Munich back in '72. Rumor has it that pool water still whispers tales of how fast you sliced through those lanes!

Even decades later, you're remembered as Australia's swimming legend who turned speed into an art form and left competitors splashing helplessly behind. May this birthday bring laughter that's louder than cheering crowds and cake sweeter than victory itself—just don't dive headfirst into dessert like it's another race day! Here's wishing a champion whose legacy never gets old.