Let's make this birthday one to remember.

40 years old (Born on March 05, 1985)

Happy Birthday, Brad Mills! Watching you step onto the mound for the Toronto Blue Jays back in 2009 was as refreshing as finding an extra pack of peanuts buried deep down a stadium seat. Your pitching brought excitement and joy to countless fans—and maybe even some confused batters wondering if they accidentally stepped up against Nolan Ryan reborn!

As another year goes by quicker than your fastball, remember that age is just a number—like ERA statistics; sometimes best left unchecked. Here's wishing you endless innings filled with laughter, strikeouts instead of candles on your cake this year—you've earned it!