Let's make this birthday one to remember.

46 years old (Born on May 24, 1978)

Happy Birthday, Brad Penny! May your celebrations be as legendary as your fastball and last longer than a Red Sox-Yankees game. From dominating the mound with the Florida Marlins to becoming an All-Star ace for the Dodgers, you've pitched yourself into baseball history—proving that pennies really can bring good luck!

Here's hoping this birthday is filled with more laughs than batters you struck out and fewer curveballs from life. Keep throwing heat in everything you do; after all these years, you're still pitching greatness like it's 2007 at Fenway Park! Cheers to another year of home-run moments off (and on) the field!