Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on September 05, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Brad Rusin! From your first MLS steps with Vancouver Whitecaps FC in 2013 to becoming a defensive powerhouse on the field, you've always known how to keep opponents guessing. Your tackles are legendary—rumor has it forwards still check under their beds for you before match day!

Here's wishing you another year filled with epic clearances and unforgettable moments both on and off the pitch. May your celebrations today be as solid as your defending skills—and may cake slices never slip past your guard like strikers rarely do! Cheers to more victories ahead; enjoy every moment, Brad!