Let's make this birthday one to remember.

55 years old (Born on January 19, 1970)

Happy Birthday, Bradley Fish! Another year older and still strumming strong—clearly your secret conspiracy to stay forever young is working. Your album "The Aquarium Conspiracy" continues swimmingly well, proving once again that jazz guitarists age like fine wine (or perhaps vintage guitars). May your riffs remain smooth and your solos legendary!

Here's hoping this birthday brings you as much joy as you've brought listeners with every note played. Keep dazzling us with those jazzy grooves; after all, the world needs more conspiracies involving aquariums and less involving aliens or politicians. Cheers to another fantastic year ahead filled with laughter, music—and plenty of fishy puns!