Let's make this birthday one to remember.

31 years old (Born on September 25, 1993)

Happy Birthday, Brandin Cooks! You're so fast that even Father Time struggles to keep up. Ever since your blazing days at Oregon State—where you snagged the Biletnikoff Award—you've been leaving defenders dizzy and fans amazed. Drafted 20th overall by the Saints in 2014, you've sprinted through secondaries faster than most of us can say "touchdown!"

Whether you're torching cornerbacks or switching teams quicker than we change fantasy lineups, one thing remains constant: your incredible speed and talent on the field. Here's hoping this birthday brings as much joy as watching defensive backs hopelessly chase after you does for all of us!