Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on November 02, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Brandon Barklage! From your debut with DC United in 2009 to every midfield battle you've conquered since, you've always known how to kick things up a notch—literally. Your moves on the field have been smoother than birthday cake frosting and more memorable than any viral cat video.

Here's hoping this year brings you as much joy as that unforgettable two-goal performance against your former team (talk about sweet revenge!). Keep dazzling us all with those fancy footwork skills; after all these years, you're still scoring goals—and laughs—in style. Cheers to another fantastic trip around the sun!