40 years old (Born on April 30, 1985)
Happy Birthday, Brandon Bass! You've been dunking on Father Time with the same ease you showed us in your Hornets days. From powering through defenses in Dallas to casting magical moments for Orlando fans, you've always brought energy sharper than your mid-range jumper.But let's be real—nothing rivals that smooth 2011 move to Boston where Celtics green looked great on you and championships felt within reach. May this birthday bounce as high as one of your highlight-worthy blocks; age is just another defender you're bound to outmuscle effortlessly (again).
Enjoy every moment today—you've earned it, champ!