Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on January 31, 1987)

Happy Birthday, Brandon Bollig! May your day be filled with fewer penalties and more cake than ever before. From your fierce debut with the Chicago Blackhawks in 2011 to hoisting that Stanley Cup in 2013, you've always known how to make an impression—usually on opponents' shoulders.

Your aggressive style and relentless energy made you a fan favorite; after all, who else could turn hockey into a full-contact comedy show? Here's hoping this year brings as much success off the ice as you've had on it—and remember: birthdays are like penalty minutes—the higher they get, the better stories you'll have later!