Let's make this birthday one to remember.

37 years old (Born on October 27, 1987)

Happy Birthday, Brandon Massie! You're still remembered fondly as the striker who dazzled Charleston Battery fans with your speed and slick moves from 2010 to 2011. Even though defenders are probably still trying to catch you in their nightmares, we're sure you've slowed down just enough today for cake and celebrations.

May this birthday be as epic as that goal-scoring celebration of yours—we're talking pure joy mixed with a bit of swagger! Keep kicking life's goals into the top corner like you always did on the pitch. Cheers to another year celebrating one legendary player both off and on-field!