Let's make this birthday one to remember.

33 years old (Born on December 26, 1991)

Happy birthday, Brandon Scherff! You're still guarding your youthfulness better than you guard a quarterback on fourth down. From dominating the field at Iowa in 2011, to becoming one of the NFL’s top offensive line prospects in 2015, you've always proved that pancakes aren't just meant for breakfast.

Your impressive run blocking, remarkable footwork, and outstanding playmaking skills have made you an unstoppable force on any roster you've graced. So today, enjoy your special day—but please don't pancake-block the birthday cake; it's innocent!

Here's wishing you more laughter and touchdowns ahead—you'll always be everyone's favorite big guy up front!