Let's make this birthday one to remember.

32 years old (Born on November 30, 1992)

Happy birthday, Braxton Miller—the quarterback who taught everyone that throwing passes is optional when you can outrun entire defenses! Ever since that electrifying debut for Ohio State in 2011, you've left defenders grasping at air and wondering whether tackling you was even possible.

From jaw-dropping spin moves to lightning-fast sprints downfield, your highlight reel has us all still hitting replay. May this year bring more success than a wide-open field with slow-footed opponents chasing futilely behind. Keep blazing past life's challenges just like those bewildered linebackers on gameday—because let's be honest: watching defenders face-plant never gets old!