Let's make this birthday one to remember.

48 years old (Born on September 08, 1976)

Happy Birthday Brendan Kelly! From rocking sweaty basements to headlining stages, you've proven that punk rock can age gracefully—well, at least as gracefully as an album titled "Buttsweat and Tears" allows. Your bass lines are legendary; your vocals unforgettable. Who knew a guy singing about life's absurdities could become such a timeless icon?

Whether it's with The Lawrence Arms or soaring high with The Falcon, you keep reminding us all that growing older doesn't mean losing our edge—it just means more hilarious stories between songs. Here's hoping this birthday brings fewer tears and slightly less buttsweat (but no promises). Cheers!