Let's make this birthday one to remember.

82 years old (Born on April 21, 1942)

Happy Birthday, Coach Brendan Malone! You're the only guy we know who can casually mention back-to-back NBA Championships with the Detroit Pistons in '89 and '90 like it's just another day at work. Seriously though, your legendary coaching skills made even Dennis Rodman behave—well, almost.

And let's not forget those three-time Coach of the Year honors from Power Memorial Academy days; clearly you were schooling everyone long before it was cool. Wishing you a birthday filled with laughter, joy—and absolutely no technical fouls. Keep inspiring us all by proving that greatness never goes out of style!