Let's make this birthday one to remember.

56 years old (Born on September 18, 1968)

Happy Birthday, Brendan! May your special day be filled with more joy than a Walmart aisle stocked full of discounted snacks. Your incredible talent for turning everyday shopping trips into vibrant masterpieces continues to amaze us all—who knew fluorescent lights and checkout lines could inspire such artistic brilliance?

Congratulations on another fantastic year showcasing your unique vision. Your recent successes have truly captured the essence of American consumer culture in ways both humorous and profound. Here's hoping this birthday brings you endless inspiration, laughter, and perhaps even a rollback deal or two!

Cheers to many more years painting life's colorful aisles!