Let's make this birthday one to remember.

56 years old (Born on January 23, 1969)

Happy Birthday to Brendan Shanahan, hockey’s one and only 'Shanny'! From your fierce slapshots that scared goalies into retirement (or therapy), to those three legendary Stanley Cups with the Detroit Red Wings—it's clear you didn't just play in games; you owned them. Your 656 career goals cemented that legacy faster than a Zamboni clears ice.

Now as president of the Toronto Maple Leafs, you've gracefully swapped checking players for balancing checkbooks—no easy shift there! Enjoy another lap around life’s rink today. Just go easy on blowing out candles—we don’t need any more firepower from number 14!