Let's make this birthday one to remember.

35 years old (Born on May 20, 1990)

Happy Birthday, Brent Richards! From your dazzling debut with the Portland Timbers back in 2012 to every goal you've netted since, you've always known how to keep fans on their toes. Rumor has it defenders still wake up at night haunted by your swift footwork and relentless energy!

Here's hoping this year brings you as much joy as that unforgettable moment when you first stepped onto an MLS pitch. May your celebrations today be even more epic than those after scoring a match-winning goal—just remember not to pull any muscles blowing out all those candles! Cheers, Brent!