Let's make this birthday one to remember.

39 years old (Born on February 17, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Bret Kern! From your early days punting mile-high rockets with the Denver Broncos to becoming a legendary leg for over a decade in Tennessee, you've always kicked it up another notch. Your punts have spent more time airborne than most frequent flyers—earning you Pro Bowl honors and making opposing returners question their career choices.

Here's hoping this birthday is as perfectly placed as one of your signature coffin-corner kicks. May all life's bounces go exactly where you want them (preferably inside the five-yard line). Cheers to many more years filled with booming success—and fewer blocked cakes!