Let's make this birthday one to remember.

51 years old (Born on November 21, 1973)

Happy Birthday, Bret Stephens! Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist, master of insightful commentary, and the only person we know who can seamlessly transition from Wall Street Journal gravitas to Jerusalem Post wisdom without missing a beat. Your columns have enlightened us all—though we're still waiting for your secret on how you manage deadlines with such grace.

From tackling global politics to dissecting complex issues with wit and clarity, you've consistently raised the bar in journalism. May this birthday bring as much joy as that moment when you first saw "Pulitzer winner" next to your name—and may your future hold even more brilliant insights (and fewer tight deadlines). Cheers!