Let's make this birthday one to remember.

35 years old (Born on March 22, 1990)

Happy Birthday, Brett Marshall! May your day be filled with more joy than batters felt frustration facing that wicked sinker and changeup combo. Your MLB debut in 2013 with the Yankees was unforgettable—especially for hitters who are probably still trying to figure out how you made baseballs dance like that.

Here's hoping this year brings as much excitement and success as stepping onto Yankee Stadium's mound did back then. Keep throwing life's curveballs (or should we say sinkers?) effortlessly, because just like your pitching style, you're timelessly awesome!

Enjoy celebrating another trip around the bases of life today—cheers!