Let's make this birthday one to remember.

46 years old (Born on May 24, 1978)

Happy birthday, Brian Ching! Another year older, yet still striking fear into cakes and candles everywhere—hope your latest celebration hits the net with as much ease as your legendary headers. From LA Galaxy to Houston Dynamo, you’ve charged across soccer fields leaving defenders dizzy and goalkeepers baffled. Your knack for scoring timely goals made fans cheer and rivals weep.

Your unmatched determination brought MLS Cups home to Houston, cemented your legacy at San Jose Earthquakes, and powered 11 impressive goals in 45 thrilling US national team showings. May today bring more enjoyment than an extra-time winner—cheers to you!