Let's make this birthday one to remember.

65 years old (Born on January 10, 1960)

Happy Birthday, Brian Cowen! From steering the ship as Taoiseach to juggling roles across Defence, Foreign Affairs and Health (quite the multitasker!), your journey in Irish politics has truly been epic. You made climbing Ireland's political ladder look easier than blowing out birthday candles—though the cake might have fewer layers!

Here's hoping today you're channelling that legendary wit from Dáil debates or those quick comebacks while handling press grillings: whatever comes at you on this special day stands no chance. Cheers for a celebration worthy of someone who handled multiple ministerial roles better than most handle their morning coffee!