Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on May 15, 1987)

Happy Birthday, Brian Dozier! From dazzling double plays to launching baseballs into orbit, you've always had a knack for turning heads on the diamond. Ever since your MLB debut with the Twins in 2012—fresh off being crowned their Minor League Player of the Year—you've shown us that middle infielders can indeed pack some serious power.

Here's hoping your birthday is as memorable as your epic 42-homer season back in 2016. May you celebrate today with fewer curveballs and more cake slices, because let's face it—no one turns two quite like you! Cheers to another year of greatness, Brian!