Let's make this birthday one to remember.

71 years old (Born on June 20, 1953)

Happy Birthday, Brian! You've orbited Earth more times than most of us have circled the grocery store parking lot looking for a spot. After four shuttle missions and countless hours in Mission Control guiding astronauts safely home, you've truly earned your cosmic cake today.

Even though you're retired from NASA's front lines, we know you still navigate life's adventures with astronaut precision—whether it's expertly handling backyard barbecues or skillfully piloting through traffic jams. May this birthday launch another stellar year filled with laughter and joy that's simply out-of-this-world!

Here's to many more successful trips around the sun—cheers!