Let's make this birthday one to remember.

62 years old (Born on February 12, 1963)

Happy Birthday, Brian Haley! From your hilarious antics on Onion SportsDome to your unforgettable comedic timing, you've kept us laughing until our sides hurt. Your ability to deliver satire with a straight face is legendary—seriously, we're still recovering from some of those sketches!

Here's hoping this year brings you as much joy and laughter as you've given all of us. May your birthday be filled with cake that's sweeter than an Onion headline and celebrations more memorable than your best punchlines. Keep making the world laugh; after all, comedy never ages—even if comedians occasionally do!