Let's make this birthday one to remember.

39 years old (Born on October 13, 1985)

Happy Birthday, Brian Hoyer! From your early days as Tom Brady's trusty backup with the Patriots to stepping into Cleveland and giving Browns fans some genuine hope (a feat worthy of a Hallmark movie), you've always been ready when called upon. Your NFL journey has had more twists than an overtime thriller, but through it all, you’ve shown resilience—and given us plenty of memorable moments.

Here's wishing you another year filled with touchdowns on Sundays and fewer sacks on Mondays. May your birthday be smoother than a perfect spiral pass—because let's face it, after surviving multiple teams' playbooks since 2009, cake should be easy!