Let's make this birthday one to remember.

63 years old (Born on October 10, 1961)

Happy Birthday, Brian! You've spent decades crafting jokes sharper than Conan's hair and smoother than Letterman's suits. With over 20 appearances on late-night TV, you've officially told more punchlines than most people have eaten birthday cakes.

As head monologue writer for Conan, your wit has kept audiences laughing through countless news cycles—no small feat considering the headlines lately. Here's to another year of brilliant comedy writing and unforgettable stand-up moments. May your birthday be filled with laughter louder than a studio audience and applause longer than Conan’s awkward pauses!

Cheers to you, Brian—the comedic genius who never gets old (just funnier)!