Let's make this birthday one to remember.

49 years old (Born on February 05, 1976)

Happy Birthday, Brian Moorman! You're proof that punters aren't just special teams—they're superheroes in disguise. From your NFL debut with the Buffalo Bills back in 2001 to multiple Pro Bowl and All-Pro honors, you've consistently kicked expectations right out of the stadium.

Whether it was pinning opponents deep or sprinting fearlessly on trick plays (we still replay those highlights!), you made every punt an event worth watching. May this birthday be as legendary as your career—filled with laughter, joy, and absolutely no blocked cakes! Keep kicking life's challenges far downfield; you're forever our favorite specialist superstar.