Let's make this birthday one to remember.

65 years old (Born on October 09, 1959)

Happy Birthday, Brian Moynihan! From lawyer to top banker— you're proof that impressive career pivots aren't just for superheroes. Under your wise watch since 2009, Bank of America sailed smoothly through turbulent waters, proving the best courtroom dramas sometimes unfold in boardrooms.

You've skillfully steered countless strategies and boosted stocks higher than candle counts on your cake. Today we toast not only another successful year at the helm but also celebrate your incredible leadership—equally comfortable navigating complex mergers as blowing out birthday candles (though possibly with fewer spreadsheets). Here's wishing you endless dividends of joy and laughter this year!