Let's make this birthday one to remember.

59 years old (Born on September 01, 1965)

Happy Birthday, Brian O'Halloran! May your day be filled with more laughs than a shift at Quick Stop and fewer surprises than Dante's infamous "I'm not even supposed to be here today!" moments. Your iconic portrayal of Dante Hicks in "Clerks" has given us endless quotable lines and relatable retail woes, making you the patron saint of reluctant employees everywhere.

From rooftop hockey games to philosophical debates behind the counter, you've captured life's absurdities perfectly. Here's hoping your birthday is free from gum stuck in locks, unruly customers demanding refunds on expired milk, or any unexpected overtime shifts. Cheers to another year—you're definitely supposed to be here today!