Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on July 31, 1986)

Happy Birthday, Brian Orakpo! From your rookie debut in 2009 with the Redskins—where quarterbacks quickly learned to fear you—to earning a well-deserved spot on the NFL's All-Rookie team, you've tackled success head-on. Your relentless pursuit of sacks and game-changing plays made Sundays unforgettable (and opposing QBs miserable).

Even off-field you're scoring touchdowns; who knew cupcakes could be as fierce as linebackers? Here's hoping this birthday is filled with fewer tackles but just as much sweetness. Keep blitzing through life like it's third-and-long—we're cheering for every delicious victory ahead!