Let's make this birthday one to remember.

36 years old (Born on November 16, 1988)

Happy Birthday, Brian Rowe! You're the only guy we know who can dive headfirst into a cake and still come out with clean sheets. Ever since your MLS debut with LA Galaxy back in 2012, you've been blocking shots like they're unwanted birthday candles—swiftly extinguishing opponents' hopes one save at a time.

From spectacular fingertip saves to fearless dives that left strikers scratching their heads, you've given fans countless reasons to cheer (and opposing forwards plenty of nightmares). Here's hoping this year brings you as much joy as watching an attacker’s frustration after yet another incredible stop!

Enjoy your day, goalie extraordinaire!