Let's make this birthday one to remember.

46 years old (Born on March 18, 1978)

Happy Birthday to the legendary Brian Scalabrine—the man, the myth, and most importantly, "The White Mamba!" Your unmatched bench celebrations and epic sideline enthusiasm made you an NBA icon. Who could forget your crucial role in helping the Celtics clinch that 2008 championship? Sure, some say Garnett or Pierce led that team—but we all know it was your fiery red hair and unstoppable charisma that truly sealed the deal.

From New Jersey Nets rookie sensation to Chicago Bulls veteran sage—your career highlights are endless (even if they're mostly on YouTube blooper reels). Cheers to another year of greatness!