Let's make this birthday one to remember.

58 years old (Born on February 24, 1967)

Happy Birthday, Brian! On this special day, we've noticed something peculiar—your birthdays seem to be accelerating faster than the universe itself. Must have something to do with that Nobel Prize-winning discovery of yours back in 2011.

From winning Australia's prestigious Pawsey Medal a decade before your Nobel triumph, you've expanded our understanding of cosmology quicker than dark energy expands space. By observing distant supernovae and revealing the accelerating cosmos, you've raised profound questions—and some eyebrows too!

Wishing you another fantastic orbit around the sun filled with laughter and exciting cosmic mysteries—not expanding waistlines or receding hairlines!