65 years old (Born on August 28, 1959)
Happy Birthday, Brian! Another year older and still the winner of every awkward karaoke contest. From your legendary barbeque cookouts to hilariously stealing the spotlight at trivia nights—you've got everyone laughing till we cry. Clearly, aging only sharpens your comedic superpowers!Seriously though—look back proudly on a stellar year filled with successes: mastering that marathon without collapsing halfway (barely), landing that big promotion at work, and somehow managing not to embarrass yourself too terribly dancing at Mike's wedding.
We celebrate you today because you're officially another year wiser—or dare I say funnier? Cheers to more epic adventures ahead!
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