Let's make this birthday one to remember.

57 years old (Born on June 14, 1967)

Happy Birthday, Brian Turang! From your days dazzling Mariners fans with clutch hits and versatile glove work, you've always been the ultimate utility player—ready to step up wherever needed. Whether it was turning double plays or delivering timely base knocks, you made every inning memorable.

Here's hoping your birthday is as smooth as your swing and as reliable as your fielding skills. May this year bring you more joy than a walk-off homer in extra innings—and fewer curveballs than Randy Johnson threw at batters! Cheers to another fantastic trip around the bases of life; you're truly an all-star teammate on and off the field.