Let's make this birthday one to remember.

32 years old (Born on December 06, 1992)

Happy birthday Britt Assombalonga! Ever since you struck fear into defenders back in 2011 with Watford, your talent for scoring goals has aged better than fine wine—but luckily not as quickly as commentators learned to pronounce "Assombalonga."

From your clinical finishes and fierce shots on goal, to those impressive runs leaving opponents confused—watching you play is like seeing someone ace a football video game cheat code. Here's wishing you plenty more seasons of highlight reels (and pronunciation debates) ahead!

Enjoy your special day, Britt; may your celebrations bring you even greater joy than netting that unforgettable hat-trick moment!