Let's make this birthday one to remember.

33 years old (Born on January 14, 1992)

Happy Birthday, Brodie Smith! From your first-round selection in 2010 to debuting with Adelaide in 2011, you've been kicking goals (and opponents' dreams) ever since. Your fearless defending and booming kicks have made you a fan favourite—rumour has it NASA tracks your long-range kicks as unidentified flying objects!

Whether it's intercepting passes or launching attacks from half-back, you've consistently dazzled us all. Here's hoping this birthday brings you as much joy as that unforgettable All-Australian season of yours. Keep defying gravity and age—just like your legendary kicks—and remember: defenders don't get older; they just become more legendary!