Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on February 28, 1987)

Happy Birthday, Brooks Reed! From the moment you charged onto the NFL scene as the 42nd overall pick by the Houston Texans in 2011, you've tackled life with style—literally. Your relentless pursuit of quarterbacks and flowing golden locks made you an instant fan favorite. Who knew Thor had a twin brother playing linebacker?

Whether it was your memorable playoff sack against Joe Flacco or your consistent hustle on every snap, you've always brought passion and grit to the field. Here's hoping this birthday is filled with fewer tackles and more cake slices—just don't blitz too hard at dessert time!