Let's make this birthday one to remember.

89 years old (Born on September 28, 1935)

Happy Birthday, Bruce Crampton! With 14 PGA Tour victories swinging brilliantly through your golf career, you've clearly proven that even mild irritation toward fans and fellow golfers can't hinder an impressive record. Your remarkable journey stands tall as a testament to skillful persistence—or perhaps just sheer stubbornness; either way it undeniably worked.

Even today we fondly remember how you made every round entertaining—not always because of birdies or trophies—but definitely by establishing yourself firmly memorable on the green in more ways than one. Here's wishing another fabulous year filled with outstanding shots (and minimal encounters needing patience). Cheers to forever charming us all!