Let's make this birthday one to remember.

38 years old (Born on March 25, 1987)

Happy Birthday, Bruce Djite! You're still scoring goals faster than we can pronounce your last name. From lighting up the pitch with Adelaide United to netting 10 goals in just 23 matches for Gold Coast United during the unforgettable 2010-11 season, you've always had a knack for finding the back of the net.

Your time representing Australia from 2008 to 2010 was legendary—though we're pretty sure defenders worldwide are still having nightmares about your unstoppable strikes. Here's hoping your birthday is as spectacular as your best goal celebrations and that you continue kicking life's challenges straight into the top corner!