Let's make this birthday one to remember.

64 years old (Born on December 12, 1960)

Happy Birthday, Bruce Fairweather! From shredding riffs with Green River to shaping Seattle's grunge scene, you've always rocked harder than a caffeinated Sasquatch. Your guitar solos remain legendary—rumor has it even Bigfoot headbangs secretly in the forests of Washington.

Here's wishing you another year filled with epic jams and timeless tunes. May your birthday be louder than Mark Arm’s vocals and more memorable than those early gigs at dive bars. Keep inspiring us all by proving that great music never ages—it just gets cooler (and slightly fuzzier) over time. Rock on, Bruce; you're forever our favorite grunge guru!