Let's make this birthday one to remember.

95 years old (Born on April 26, 1930)

Happy Birthday to the legendary Bruce Jay Friedman! Another year wiser, yet your wit remains as sharp and timeless as ever. From crafting unforgettable characters in "Stern" to penning screenplays that made us laugh, think, and occasionally question our sanity—your creative genius continues to inspire.

May this birthday bring you more joy than a perfectly executed plot twist and fewer surprises than one of Stern's misadventures. Here's hoping your day is filled with laughter, good company, and enough cake to fuel another literary masterpiece—or at least a hilarious short story about aging gracefully. Cheers to you, Bruce!