Let's make this birthday one to remember.

34 years old (Born on December 09, 1990)

Happy Birthday, Bruce Rondon! May your celebrations be as explosive and elite as that blazing fastball you unleashed when debuting with the Detroit Tigers back in 2013. With a sizzling 3.45 ERA, you've always known how to bring the heat—both on the mound and at birthday parties!

Here's hoping this year brings even more strikeouts, fewer walks (unless they're cake-related), and plenty of memorable moments both on and off the field. Keep throwing fireballs, Bruce; age is just another number you'll easily blow past at triple-digit speeds! Cheers to another fantastic inning in life’s big game!