Let's make this birthday one to remember.

71 years old (Born on March 20, 1954)

Happy Birthday, Bruce Wagner! May your special day be as sharp and delightfully acidic as your brutally honest takedowns of Hollywood’s glittering absurdities. Your witty insights into Tinseltown's behind-the-scenes antics have not only entertained us but also reassured those outside the spotlight that perhaps obscurity is underrated.

Congratulations on another year spent brilliantly dismantling illusions with razor-sharp observation. From turning celebrity neuroses into twisted masterpieces to hilariously highlighting society’s fixation with fame—you’ve consistently exposed humanity in its wonderfully ridiculous light. Here’s hoping for more successes ahead; may you continue skewering egos so masterfully, all while staying comfortably cynical yet oddly hopeful. Cheers!