Let's make this birthday one to remember.

33 years old (Born on June 22, 1991)

Happy Birthday, Brutalmoose! Another year conquered like your hilariously brutal takedowns of questionable FMV games. Here's to fewer regrettable microwave meals and more Top 5 lists—whether they're about obscure VHS tapes or games nobody asked you to review but we're glad you did anyway.

This past year brought us unforgettable moments—your deadpan reactions elevating Snack Food reviews into comedic gold, and proving that even bargain-bin treasures deserve brutally sarcastic love. Congrats on continuing to brilliantly uncover the hidden gems from gaming's dusty corners with Hidden Block; may your sarcasm remain sharp and your microwavable pizzas forever edible-ish. Cheers!