Let's make this birthday one to remember.

30 years old (Born on October 17, 1994)

Happy Birthday, Bryan Salazar! From your debut with the Houston Dynamo in 2013 to every fearless tackle and perfectly timed clearance since then, you've defended goals like they're birthday cake—no one gets past you easily!

Here's wishing a fantastic defender whose skills on the pitch are matched only by his ability to age gracefully. May this year bring even more memorable moments, clean sheets, and perhaps fewer yellow cards (though we secretly love those passionate tackles). Keep kicking strong and celebrating big; after all these years defending against attackers, today it's finally time for you to attack some cake!