32 years old (Born on October 16, 1992)
Happy Birthday, Bryce Harper! From being the first overall pick in the 2010 MLB Draft to smashing home runs that NASA might track as unidentified flying objects, you've truly made baseball exciting again. Your swing is smoother than peanut butter on a warm day and your hustle faster than fans racing for free hot dogs.Whether you're snagging MVP awards or leading teams deep into October playoffs, you always deliver unforgettable moments. Here's hoping this birthday brings fewer curveballs off the field and more grand slams on it—because let's face it, watching pitchers sweat when you step up never gets old.